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What are some examples of your favorite nonexistent items from your time served in the U.S. Military? - Quora
BOB on the FOB Comics - Asking for chem light batteries has ceased to be a joke. Next you know someone will actually find some grid squares and a Prick E-8. | Facebook
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GoArmy - ☑ Box of grid squares ☑ Chemlight batteries ☑ Exhaust sample In the spirit of #AprilFools, what's the best #ArmyTeam joke that you can think of? | Facebook
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